One yard, a real system, and a cap that means you can actually move. No line at the door because everyone's already on the list.
These aren't decoration. Break one and you're out, no refund, and we stop doing this.
The address goes out by text the day of, to everyone on the list. Don't post it.
Only if we haven't filled up, and it's the door price. Getting on early is cheaper for a reason — it tells us how many people to plan for.
They need their own spot. Every head counts against the cap.
Bring your own, drink your own. We don't serve and we don't sell. Show up already wrecked and you're not getting in.
Full refund up to 48 hours out. After that it's yours, but you can hand it to someone — just send us the name so the door list matches.
Watch the Fizz. Next one drops the Monday after.